Sure, there are always cute guys to stare at at the bar, but it’s not like the place doesn’t have any problems. Dirty bathrooms, creepy old dudes hitting on you, not to mention the crazy overpriced drinks. So why waste the money and risk being vomited on by some sleazy guy who’s had a few too many when you can have a totally fun and crazy bachelorette party right in the comfort of your own home? These are some games that can make that night in a night that none of you will ever forget.
Pin the Macho on the Man
Remember how fun it was to play pin the tail on the donkey as a kid at birthday parties? Well, guess what, it can still be fun for adults! But not with a donkey; oh, no. You don’t want to have to deal with a smelly ass at your bachelorette party – you’ll be doing enough of that in your marriage! Instead, upgrade that donkey for a hunk, and that tail for, well, just about anything, from a trout to a golf club to eggs and bacon! Make sure you get a good look at all of the pinnable items, because some of them are downright hilarious. This game will definitely have everyone at your party talking and laughing at the silly playing pieces. Remember to get a blindfold to make sure nobody cheats, but honestly, who would cheat on a hunky guy like this?
My favorite thing about this game is the name. You toss balls into nets that are attached to – what else – balls! This is a really fun game and it works great at any stay-at-home party, but it’s best played earlier in the night. Because as the night goes on and the drinks keep flowing, people might start to lose the coordination and accuracy to score any points! Of course, maybe that’s actually a good thing, because it will probably make it funnier for everyone else to watch!
While the Naughty Bachelorette Party Citations let you act like a cop, this is a game that has you pretending you’re stuck on the other side of the law. It is like taking a sobriety test, but a really crazy one, with a whole bunch of tasks and challenges that you would never have to complete if a cop just pulled you over on the side of the road! One thing’s for sure though, if you’re drunk, you will definitely have trouble completing them! I like this game because it has you doing a lot more physical stunts and challenges than most bachelorette party games. It’s best played at home though, because there will probably be drinking involved while you’re playing it, and you want to make sure that this is the only sobriety test you have to take that night!
Just like its clean counterpart, Bride-to-Be Charades, Adult Charades takes an old party classic and makes it suitable for a bachelorette party. But notice that I said “suitable,” not “appropriate,” because this game is anything but! When it’s your turn and it’s time to draw a card, don’t expect to be acting out anything tame like “groom” or “flower girl.” Instead, you can expect to see your friends doing their best impressions of a “sex slave” or “quickie.” And from my experience, it’s never not hilarious!
Drink & Dare Bingo Game
This is your standard bingo game, but with a twist – instead of numbers, the spaces are marked by silly dares that you have to perform in order to mark them off on your sheet! If you think bingo is a boring game for old people, clearly you’ve never played this bingo before – it’s absolutely perfect for a bachelorette party!